The United States is number 1 in at least something still.
USA! USA! USA! Gooooo USA! (we’re the awesomest druggies in the world!)
“According to a new survey the USA has highest level of illegal cocaine and cannabis use in the world. Thank goodness the War for Drugs is working so well! Ohh… wait… that’s the war ON drugs and it’s supposed to protect us from ourselves and our nasty drug habits. Well anyway.. here’s the details on the study:”